12 Signs You're Getting Older

You think the music is too loud. Everywhere.

You refer to teenagers as kids, and you think middle schoolers look like toddlers with bigger clothes.

The thought of going out two nights in a row is extremely stressful.

Staying in on a Saturday night to watch three movies in a row seems totally normal. And more fun than being in a loud bar.

You'd rather stab yourself in the eyes repeatedly while listening to songs by Creed than go to a packed club full of hot, sweaty people.

You know who Creed is.

You start using the "I gotta get up early tomorrow" excuse for leaving parties.

Your pins on Pinterest are less fashion and fun, and more Crate & Barrel and Pier 1.

When your parents scold a sibling, you start agreeing with them.

You start worrying about things like prostates, ovaries, and colons.

You start planting flowers.

You start planting anything.